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If My Cat Had A Dating Profile; Tinkerbell

If My Cat Had a Dating Profile; Tinkerbell

Basic Information

  • Name: Tinkerbell
  • Nicknames: Tink, Tink-ro-bell (her robot alias), Sweet Pea, Mama Cat
  • Sex: Spayed Female
  • Breed: Domesticate Short Hair/Barn Cat
  • Eye color: Green
  • Fur type/color: Short haired tuxedo
  • Sign: Leo
  • Siblings: Yes, one brother, one sister, both younger
  • Microchipped: No

My Self Summary

The first thing others notice about me is that I’m very laid back, likely asleep at any given time.  So laid back that I don’t wake up for loud noises or interruptions of any kind and sometimes not even for mealtime.  I’ve been like this my whole life.  I know what you’re thinking, this sounds like I’m a catnip addict.  Although I am a catnip enthusiast, it actually makes me feisty.  I am just naturally more laid back than the average house cat.

I am an indoor cat but I do enjoy the outdoors and try to get out at every opportunity.  I often get outside and make a run for it and lay down under the neighbor’s deck where no one can get me.  This is why I have a custom made harness and leash that is sometimes imposed upon me.  Being outside automatically puts me in a good mood and makes me purr.  When I’m not running away, I like to graze on grass like a cow in a pasture.

Other things I enjoy are the occasional game of laser or string but mostly I like to watch TV and snuggle under the covers.  I invented Netflix-and-chill.  My favorite shows are Friends, I Dream Of Jeannie and Gracie and Frankie.

Other things I enjoy are freeze dried treats, kibble that is small and round in shape, tennis balls, bath puffs,

If My Cat Had a Dating Profile; Tinkerbell
Snuggling a freshly laundered bath puff

scratching the furniture to make a point, giving kisses, playing with packing paper, laying in front of heat vents, bathing in the sun, my red velvet collar, big dogs (probably from my early days of living as a barn cat and being co parented by a golden retriever) and chin scratches.

My dislikes are baths, fish oil added to my wet food (it’s good for my shiny coat and dry skin in the winter), loud noises, small dogs that bark a lot and going to the vet.

One thing I wish people noticed about me is that I am a sweetheart.  People often don’t see this side of me as I am very weary of some strangers, it’s really hit or miss with no rhyme or reason, but I like those with stinky feet the best and sometimes fall asleep with my head in their shoes.  The smellier the better. Seriously.

If My Cat Had a Dating Profile; Tinkerbell
Just lounging…

If you hang out with me, expect an extremely well mannered, delicate, laid back couch potato.  I may beg for your  food, mostly bacon, cheese and smoked turkey but I’ll do it in the cutest, sweetest way possible.